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|  | Virgin Megastore
« Thread Started on Aug 8, 2005, 7:52pm » | |
The large Virgin Megastore has music, games and videos one the ground floor and the first floor exclusively dedicate to music. It's normally fairly busy throughout the day.
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| | Re: Virgin Megastore
« Reply #1 on Aug 8, 2005, 7:57pm » | |
Despite it's tainted record due to the online hack allowing you to access secret sex games with the "Hos", the expansion pack to the hit game Gang Warfare: Da' Bangin' hit's the store in a weeks time exclusively at Virgin. The adult-only expansion, Gang Warfare: Smackin' Down will feature a new daily activity for the player allowing you to maintain a harem of "Hos", protect your "stable" from the other "Pimps", dress them in whatever outfits your wallet can afford and hire them out to the individuals interested by "that sort" of outfit.
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« Reply #2 on Aug 21, 2005, 5:47pm » | |
Iomega Truepower, in one of those rare moments he felt like wandering about on two legs, sat on a bench watching the entrance to the Virgin store. The shop was seeing quite a lot of business - something about some moving-image-machine? - and, finally, he sees his prey.
Reaching into the pocket of his latest borrowed clothes, he pulls out a digital watch and places a thumb upon the stopwatch button. And then, with a wide smile on his face, he starts to run.
Across the street he goes, and before the poor man could realise what was going on, Iomega was on his back, riding him like a horse. While the ratkin was screaming "Yeee-hah!", the besuited man was trying his best to shake him off. Four seconds later and Iomega is off and running down the street.
"Four point seven eight seconds! A new local record!"
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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same, and I will isolate you.
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| | Re: Virgin Megastore
« Reply #3 on Aug 21, 2005, 5:57pm » | |
A rat crouched at a sewer grate turns around at the noise, then scampers after the begoggled man, squeaking loudly
(Understandable to anyone who understands rat)
"Excuse me, my good sir, are you Mr Iomega Truepower? And if so, might I prevail upon you for but a moment of your precious time?"
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My heart is very tender,
though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected,
but you never were a bore!
I'm dying of your love, my love,
I'm your spirochaetal clown .
I've left my body to science,
but I'm afraid they've turned it down. |
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| | Re: Virgin Megastore
« Reply #4 on Aug 21, 2005, 6:07pm » | |
Coming to a halt once he heard the rat, Iomega glanced over his shoulder, checking to make sure the man didn't decide to come after him. Seeing that, at least for now, the coast is clear, he looks down to the.. oh dear sweet lord, that's ugly. Either the thing's a metis, or it's got a weird sense of humour.
"Ah, Mister.. Measels? Look, this isn't the best place, this isn't the best time, and I.. soddit, let's go somewhere else. Follow me."
And, with that, he wanders along until he gets to a public toilet. Shifting back to rodens and abandoning his clothes there, the begoggled rat scampers out and starts heading back towards the shed he'd claimed earlier.
(Going back to Clemens Residence thread...)
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Iomega Truepower, Ratkin Engineer
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and a voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same, and I will isolate you.
Isolate you, and save you from yourself. |
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| | Re: Virgin Megastore
« Reply #5 on Aug 21, 2005, 6:21pm » | |
Quote:| (Going back to Clemens Residence thread...) |
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Follows.
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My heart is very tender,
though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected,
but you never were a bore!
I'm dying of your love, my love,
I'm your spirochaetal clown .
I've left my body to science,
but I'm afraid they've turned it down. |
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